At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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