No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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