Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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