No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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