I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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