What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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