and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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