Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I can't trust your balls anymore.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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