it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
