He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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