I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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