Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Randomize
