is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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