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  Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop

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• Put it on a website and post the link on here.

  Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Dec 31, 10 at 2:15pm

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• possibly a best seller of 2011

  Submitted by xtweedledeex on Jan 1, 11 at 1:24pm

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• Ah, a productive drunk. Your kind is very rare sir, very rare indeed

  Submitted by OtherSideOfStory on Dec 31, 10 at 2:48pm

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• I hope this is a real novel and not just a list of your conquests.

  Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Jan 5, 11 at 11:41am

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• I smell Pulitzer!...Oh, wait, maybe that's something else.

  Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 31, 10 at 9:56pm

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• I wanna read it!

  Submitted by MeOlly on Dec 31, 10 at 2:04pm

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• go on...

  Submitted by 447 on Jan 4, 11 at 7:55pm

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• Murry krismus M.D.

  Submitted by takinAshit on Jan 1, 11 at 4:47am

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• That my good sir is an epic win. And you an epic winner

  Submitted by thresanapp4tht on Jan 1, 11 at 1:38am

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• If my dick could talk it would probably be like....Touch me

  Submitted by DtB1995 on Jan 2, 11 at 2:00am

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• You sound surprised. Did your dick write the chapters?

  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 1, 11 at 8:54am

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• Hahaha That is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

  Submitted by CBizkuit on Dec 31, 10 at 1:54pm

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• Links or it's fake.

  Submitted by osirisfrost on Jan 1, 11 at 2:29pm

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