Sponge bath it is.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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