its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Enjoy the penises
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Do you have feelings for this penis?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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