Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
