so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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