Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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