I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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