my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
do nipples grow back?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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