4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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