I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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