So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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