I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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