another moral hangover. fuck.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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