Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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