dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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