tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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