Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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