you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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