i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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