How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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