We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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