next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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