Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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