Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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