What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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