I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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