love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Randomize