the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
either way he was missing a nipple.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
