Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Randomize
