Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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