We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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