Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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