Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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