Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
