Your tits are I can't wait for
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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