I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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