i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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