Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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