i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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