so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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