OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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