therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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