please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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