Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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