Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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